So, funny story. Turns out there was a tiny, insignificant, microscopic bug that literally prevented the game from ending. You know, just a minor issue. No big deal.

Fixed that. While I was at it, I also made sure the music only plays when you actually interact with the game. Because apparently, people don’t want the soundtrack blaring at full volume the second they open the page. Who knew? Speaking of volume, I tweaked that too.

Anyway, I’m exhausted. The game imploded over the dumbest thing imaginable. But hey, at least now it works. Probably.